I have to put up with this shit every damn day. All they do is WHINE, WHINE, WHINE. Go ahead and look again, since we wanna make ourselves look like clowns so bad.
Subco Rettorek is...
Telling nothing but the truth. It's Id's fault they can't handle reason. I'm the one being rational, they're the one always complaining about this and that. I'm the only sane person here, I'm the one who always keeps us on track, and this is what I get?
A puritannical dickhead with a stick up her ASS. She almost never starts the arguments, but she's always the one dragging it on. This woman can't just agree to disagree, she HAS to keep going on and on about how her way is best. It's infuriating.
A HEARTLESS BITCH WHO RELIES ON ALL HER TEXTBOOKS CAUSE SHE CAN'T THINK FOR HERSELF. IT'S ALWAYS SUBCO, SUBCO, SUBCO, BUT WHEN I WANT SOMETHING, I NEVER GET IT!
Ego Rettorek is...
An enabler and a bystander. He doesn't want to admit I'm correct because he doesn't want Id crying and throwing a fit. Always giving candy to the toddler throwing a tantrum on the supermarket floor like that won't make the problem worse. He'll see how much he takes me for granted one day when Id finally gets what they want.
Trying his BEST out here. We're barely presentable like this, we can hardly even function with these two yelling and screaming over each other every fucking second. You think I like being the middleman and trying to run a two-ring freakshow with a bossy bitch and a puerile crybaby? I just want to get my job done.
a stone wall that never moves one bit. he treats me like a CHILD, just like SUBCO. he always tells me he's staying neutral, but i KNOW he's taking subco's side all the time. he's an ignorant bootlicker who doesn't want to offend anyone, so he just ends up offending everyone at the same time.
Id Rettorek is...
Nothing but impulsive and oversensitive. Every single day, they're complaining about something, and somehow it always ends up being my fault. How is it that everything that goes wrong in their life is because of me? They can't even comprehend the concept of probability, so they make me the root of every issue instead. I should be flattered if it wasn't so infuriating.
The person here who wins the award for the most grating voice! Congratulations, Id, you've really done it this time. They can never get a single thing done because they're too busy arguing with the parasite on the right of me to do jackshit. They're so much more selfish than they'd like to admit, and they're the one who's supposed to be the appeal to emotion over here.
never listened to even when they've got something worthwhile to say. i'm the scapegoat that they just love to pin the blame on, just because i'm emotional and know what i want. it's ridiculous, i wish they never existed at all.
- Revision notes: Can you guys please keep the family drama out of the newspaper bios? These are descriptions of yourself that you want to be showing to our subscribers, not your private journal to vent out your frustrations. You three should know better, you're the top editors on our team. This doesn't leave a good impression on our readers, and it doesn't tell the audience anything productive. Send another draft of this by next Friday and sort it out.
