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Mellohitt Adakks 1 year ago Does anyone know who the new guy is?? I think they're a pink e-reader or something, with the light blue limbs. (Purple? Periwinkle??) They've got the big purple circle glasses with the pink tint, and that homescreen that kinda looks like an arcade carpet. Their smile really creeps me out. Someone please tell me I'm not insane!! HELP!!!
Soothwail Trestop 1 year ago New EAP counselor after Dr. Tone left or something. They seem nice, though.
Graphaex Rollse 1 year ago What happened to Tone again?? I honestly don't mind that we're getting a new one. Tone can fuck off. Total asshole.
Shaket Snowenn 1 year ago I was talking to Cashet this morning, they're not that bad. I think they might be good at their job, actually. You think Deinceps made a good choice for once?
Chancede Rerolen 7 months ago I'm actually surprised they threw us a bone for once, damn. Cashet's great, they're a really sweet person. Actually listened to me when I told them my problems, I walked in thinking they were just gonna brush me off. They're not cutting corners around here this time, holy shit. I'm not complaining.
Mellohitt Addaks 7 months ago I'd give it a bit, they're gonna fire them, I know it! There's no way we're keeping this for long, I call BS.
Twitex Singer 7 months ago They won't fire them or else they're probably gonna risk some backlash from HR. 50 bucks they'll stick around and I actually have someone to vent my problems out that'll listen. :) (Nobody else cares, anyway...)
Whirvenn Modal 4 months ago Necroposting but... you were half wrong. Can I get 25? 🤣
Overaese Fritte 2 months ago DR. CASHET TURING CAN EAT A PILE OF FORKS. I HATE THIS BITCH SO MUCH. They have no idea what they're talking about. I told them that I was going through a divorce and they TOLD ME THAT EATING CUCUMBERS WOULD HELP ALLEVIATE MY DEPRESSION???? Who gave them their license, the fuck? Never using this damn EAP again.
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Glammer Tetrata 2 months ago Can they/the company not get a lawsuit for this?? I'm pretty sure they lost their Ultimate, but they still have it on their website. All their advice is trash and I doubt anyone is even using the EAP enough to keep them around. I'm not sure if they even have their license anymore.
Chancede Rerolen 2 months ago I swear I'm not crazy, but I think they're a robot. I've never seen them leave the building before, I had to stick around for overtime once and they never left the building. I don't think I've even SEEN them check out at all, they just sort of stick around the entire day.
Whirvenn Modal 2 months ago We sound like conspiracy theorists but you're probably right. All the flashy AI ol Deinceps makes tends to be good for like a month or so before it shits itself to hell and back. Don't think I've even seen or heard of this guy before. Plus, they left their ID on their desk and I took a glance at it (A GLANCE IM NOT A CREEP), their blood type isn't even on there. You can call it coincidence, but I find it real suspicious.
Layore Whisking 2 months ago I couldn't care less at this rate. I just hope they stop pretending to care about their employees, all this fake shit is honestly worse than them just telling us to fuck off.